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太销魂了,玩弄谷歌的小JJ了~

这,不是标题党!谷歌翻译有个朗读功能,女声哦~所以就是玩弄谷歌小姐~哈哈~~

OMG~谷歌娘被调戏了哦~~~

分享下,佩服这些牛人了~~~

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话说~这事儿貌似是ACFUN上的那帮宅男首先干的~之后在天涯上又被广大网友发扬光大,也算是应和了一把谷歌退出中国市场的宣言。嗯,言归正传,就是谷歌翻译里面的朗读功能,也许某个宅男在看漫画时遇到了技术性词汇使用谷歌翻译,朗读之后忽然发现谷歌娘的声音还不错,于是谷歌娘就被迫念出了如下内容:(点翻译页面的“朗读”按钮)

(以下转自天涯)
1、春哥纯爷们儿,铁血真汉子,人民好兄弟,父亲好儿子。
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|choon%20ger%20choon%20yermern.%0D%0Ateshue%20zhen%20ahanze.%0D%0Arinmin%20hao%20sheuundee.%0D%0Afoojeen%20hao%20erze.%0D%0A
2、莫装b,装b遭雷劈
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|mo%20trongbi%2Ctrongbi%20zao%20lei%20pee
3、狮子座

http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|qi%20yu%20fen%20de%20wei%20bar%20ni%20shi%20shi%20zi%20zuo%20ba%20yu%20fen%20de%20che%20zou%20ni%20shi%20shi%20zi%20zuo%0D%0A
4、欧美AV
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|oh%EF%BC%8Coh%EF%BC%8Coh%20yes%EF%BC%8Coh%20yes%EF%BC%8Coh%20good%EF%BC%8Coh%20good%EF%BC%8Ccome%20on%EF%BC%8Cfax*%20%20my%20asshole%20oh%E2%80%94%E2%80%94yes
5、(哈哈这个最经典了!自己听吧!)
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ha%20ha%20ha%20ha%20%20wo%20chao%20ni%20ma%20%20gebee%20
6、上面条的肥音版……太有才了!!!
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wo%20chao%20ni%20ma%20%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20chao%20ni%20ma%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%2Cni%20ma%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20%20%20ma%20gebee%20%2C%20gebee%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20%20%20%20bee%E3%80%80
7、 皇上,你还记得大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗?
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wong%20shang%2C%20ni%20hi%20ji%20de%20da%20ming%20who%20peng%20de%20shane%20yu%20her%20ma
8、高丽棒子思密达 爱吃泡菜思密达
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|gao%20li%20bahng%20ji%20c%20%20mi%20da%2C%20ai%20chee%20pao%20chai%20c%20%20mi%20da
9、哥们,姐们,你们太有才啦~~~
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ger%20man%2C%20gier%20man%2C%20near%20man%20tye%20yo%20ciai%20la~
10、大家一起來818
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#en|en|da%20jud%20yi%20qi%20lai%20ba%20yi%20ba
11、舒克和贝塔……orz!
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|shuke%20shuke%20shuke%20shuke%20shuke%20kaifeiji%20di%20shuke%0D%0Abeta%20beta%20beta%20beta%20beta%20beta%20kaitanke%20di%20beta
12、打酱油回声版……
http://translate.google.com.my/?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hl=en&tab=wT#en|en|dar%20jum%20yoo%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o%20o
13、你无情,你残酷,你无理取闹!
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|nie%20woo%20ching%0D%0Anie%20tsaan%20coo%0D%0Anie%20woolly%20tschuy%20nao
14、四川话 蹦得儿你个蹦得儿
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|bong%20der%20nee%20god%20bong%20der
15、买个萝卜切吧切吧剁了~
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|maigr%20lworber%20tchia’%20ba%20tchia’%20ba%20dwo%20le
16、《静夜思》

http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|chun%20chan%20ming%20ye%20guan%2C%0D%0Ayi%20shi%20di%20shang%20shuan.%0D%0Aju%20tou%20wong%20ming%20yuea%2C%0D%0Adi%20tou%20ssi%20gu%20shian
17.前轱辘转后轱辘不转思密达
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|chan%20goolu%20dgeuaan%20ho%20goolu%20boo%20dgeuaan%20sme’da.%0D%0A
18.吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮,不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮。
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|chee%20put%20out%20buu%20tue%20putout%20pee%2Cbuu%20chee%20put%20out%20doll%20too%20putout%20pee%20%20
19.大王派我来巡山喏~巡完南山巡北山喏~
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|dah’%20wong%20paiwo%20lai%20shuen%20shanno~oh%3F%0D%0AShuen%20won%20nun%20shan%20shuen%20bayshan%20no~oh%3F%0D%0A
20.不要迷恋姐,姐是个传说
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|bu%20yao%20mi%20lian%20gier%2C%20gier%20shi%20ger%20tran%20sure.
21.to四姑娘:45度明媚的忧伤
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|syschwoodoo%20mean%20made%20yo%20schang.

自恋一下sablog的优化

咔咔,又自恋起来了,发现sablog虽然比较冷门了一点,但是优化水平还是不错的,今天看到来访的人的地址追踪,好多来自google的,都是昨晚写博客,关于十月围城用明星的名字做关键词而来的。想印证一下,打开g.cn发现不能搜索,真悲哀。。。

最近好多事情很让人汗颜的,那个要求CCTV转播NBA要说成,中华人民共和国中央电视台转发播放美国国家职业篮球协会联合比赛NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION。。。

无语啊无语。。。上图记录下来访者的足迹。。。

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膜拜google:太牛了,利用人肉将扫描书籍变成文本

Google刚刚宣布收购验证码服务提供商reCAPTCHA。据Google称,reCAPTCHA目前为10万多家网站提供防垃圾和防欺诈服务。Google此次收购看中的不是生成验证码的软件,而是把reCAPTCHA视为一种改进OCR(光学字符识别)软件的方法:Google图书和Google新闻档案搜索都需要大量文字扫描工作。

这个方法你明白么?看下图的解释:

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这个想法很变态,Google利用人肉输入验证码的简单工作,制造了一个人肉识别模糊扫描文字的云计算. reCAPTCHA目前为10万多家网站提供验证码服务,那么每天有几十万甚至上百万的人在输入验证码,相当于每天就有上百万人在帮助Google识别模糊的图书扫描件.

大牛就是大牛!太佩服这个想法了!不服不行了!